Mostly out of order, and in a virtually unreadable format, because I love you all that much.
The smog here really is overwhelming. You step outside and it just assaults your senses. Everything blurs 100 metres away (far more than usual, anyway), and it can be kind of hard to breathe properly at times.
Additionally to the above, after the time in Tokyo where everything was so well maintained and super duper clean, it’s a bit of a shock here. While nowhere near as bad as say, Naples, there’s cigarette butts, litter, and a shocking amount of people’s spit on the sidewalks, all of which are cracked and broken.
Speaking of sidewalks, the difference between a car park and a footpath really just depends on what is occupying that point in space at that point in time. Also, what I’m assuming are electric bikes go down the sidewalk bit all the time, and scooters and motorbikes go through the bike lanes.
In The Forbidden City they have a really big piece of stone, with dragons and stuff carved on it. From memory it was something to do with the emperor being descended from gods and yadda yadda. Anyway, the name for this glorious piece of work? The Large Sculpture. Brilliant.
It also had what the voice in my head proclaimed was the largest wooden building in Beijing. Now, don’t get me wrong, it was a nice piece of timber, but is that really something worth mentioning? I’m not sure I’ve actually seen any wooden buildings outside of the Forbidden City, so I can only assume that it’s competing with some shack on the outskirts, which is hardly a worthwhile opponent.
Some guys fleeced me on the way to The Forbidden City! This guy rides up on his tricycle thing, offering me a lift, so on and so forth, of course I ignore him, but he was insistent so being the idiot I am I gave in, thinking at least it would be a bit of fun. Got a fun little ride, which was followed by being led into an alley where another guy appears and they start saying that I owe them 300 of whatever the money here is (around 50-60 bucks, I think). Not wanting to get into anything while in some alley in Beijing I fork it over, swearing at them the whole time. This is followed by them demanding that I pay them again. Now I’ll admit, I’m hardly fit, I’m not at all tall, but I do have some weight to throw around, so my solution is to walk out of the alley, all the while one of them tries pitifully to stop me (this guy was a decent amount taller than me, but I got the distinct feeling that they weren’t really ready to try anything when I was all of 100 metres from some sort of police/guard people). Fun, if very expensive times.
While I’m still on The Forbidden City, they totally had a Lionturtle statue thing.
What is it actually? I don’t know. Probably just a horrifying turtle/tortoise thing. But they had the Lionturtle’s face (which, in case you’re wondering is just a Lion’s face, but shh) on another thing as well (this urny thing was essentially a fire extinguisher. Supposedly they all had a kilo of gold covering them, but I’m happy to claim to be a sceptic to that).
What’s that, you say? “It’s almost like Avatar (the tv show) took inspiration from real things!” Unbelievable.
I found a place that had a salad sandwich. After days and days of fried street food and hot pot and whatever else, it was such a relief to find a sandwich with way too much sauce, and oversweetened bread.
Now that I’m on food, they have hot pot flavoured chips here, and they’re pretty amazing. They’re probably just rebranded hot and spicy or whatever the Lays equivalent is, but I don’t really care.
I bought a coke at a convenience store today, grabbed it from the fridge, and brought it outside to cool it down. I’m not sure if this says a lot about fridges here, or the weather. Actually, no, it’s criticism of the fridges, pretty sure this drink is above room temperature. Is warm coke a thing now? I should hope not given the temperature seems to bring out an additional taste of… I’m too tired to think of anything here, so let’s just say that it brings out an additional taste of bad, and leave it there.
Heard what sounded like an unenthusiastic ghost in the midst of haunting a candy store. It appears to be birds flying in a big circle. I’m going to assume that they’re homing pigeons or something until proven otherwise.
This city is vastly improved by the presence of wind. The wind came in and swept away a decent chunk of the smog, and all of a sudden the air is slightly less intolerable, I can see things in the distance with a tiny bit more clarity (until my need for new glasses kicks in), and I’m reminded of how bad exhaust fumes are with every passing car, as opposed to all the time.
I have a ten Chinese-Money cent note. What the frack am I supposed to do with a ten cent note? Aside from the obvious answer of questioning its existence, I mean.
I’d like to clarify to all 0 readers that have made it this far that I’m aware that this money is colloquially referred to as the Yuan, and I’m pretty sure the proper notation for the money is RMB. But I’m going to stick with my system of questioning its name at every opportunity.
The escalators here have a very important safety message.
You’re right escalators, we should stand firm against all the adversity that life throws at us. Be strong my moving staircase friends.
Went to the Kung Fu show. It was very goofy, but a lot of fun. They had a prerecorded English voice over, and the actors were just mouthing along to it. At one point they went a little overboard with fog, and it started cascading over into the aisles. Held at the red theatre, which was pretty cool looking.